Beth is fantastically grossed out by an Emergency question this week and I give you a rundown of the rejects from my recent Ebay purchase of 100 Vinyl LPs…and there’s not as many as you’d think

Would You Rather:
Chew a piece of toenail from a dirty mans foot OR thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?
Cut a quarter acre of grass with your teeth OR Lick up a 15’ x 15’ rain puddle?
Eat a cup of uncooked popcorn OR a box of uncooked spaghetti?
What would be on your Mount Rushmore of mythical creatures?

The Gentlemen
Dick Turpin
Picard
Extraordinary