A Christmas Tree (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It’s the last show before the Mayan Apocalypse Christmas so we cover festive topics like the eating habits of an eighteen foot python…And hear Lee ‘break’ his PC

There’s an hour and twenty minutes of good stuff but I wanted to take up the shownotes this week with a listener submitted
T’was The Snug Before Christmas, so without further ado, courtesy of @Elmo5242, here it is…

T’was the Snug before Christmas, and all ‘cross
the web,
Maf and Lee and the listeners soundly slept,
They’d rocked many times
round the old Christmas tree,
and murdered some Slade with some HariKaraoke,
Tamara Sprung forth with her wonderful voice,
while Beth
whispered swear words to all girls and boys.
Lil’ Maf, cheeky scamp
danced as happy as a mouse,
while Lee spoke of the bargains of the
Utility Warehouse.
Late at night there came noises from down all the
stairs,
and so everyone peeked to see who was there,
eating
mince pies and swigging the Sherry,
and playing on Rock Band in front of the
telly.
Was it dear Santa? Oh No don’t be daft!
The man with rosy cheeks
wasn’t Saint Nick but Maf!
“Enough with this nonsense!” A shrill voice
said.
“Here’s your Four minute warning, now all get to bed!”.
So slumber
they do, and their hearts full of cheer.
Merry Christmas to all, and a
Happy new year!